Sunday, July 10, 2011

How to write 4 in between 5???

How to write 4 in between 5???

How to write 4 in between 5???

Chinese: Joke

Japanese: Impossible

American: Wrong Qn

UK: Not found on Google

Pak: If u ask foolish Qn I ll shoot u

From India . . . . .

Rajnikant : F(IV)E

 Important Q and A's

Saturday, den 9. July 2011

Important Q and A's Kids Answers to those important questions HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. –Alan, age 10 No person really [...]

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GOD MAKE ME A TELEVISION !

Saturday, den 9. July 2011

GOD MAKE ME A TV ! A teacher from Primary School asks her students to write a essay about what they would like God to do for them… At the end of the day, while marking the essays, she read one that made her very emotional. Her husband, who had just walked in, saw her [...]

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Don't Mess with Senior Citizens

Saturday, den 9. July 2011

Don't Mess with Senior Citizens An elderly lady decided to give herself a big treat for her significant birthday by staying overnight in one of London's most expensive hotels. When she checked out next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for £250.00. She explode and demanded to know why the charge was so [...]

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change vision

Friday, den 8. July 2011

There was a millionaire who was bothered by severe eye pain. He consulted so many physicians and was getting his treatment done. He did not stop consulting galaxy of medical experts; he consumed heavy loads of drugs and underwent hundreds of injections. But the ache persisted with great vigour than before. At last a monk [...]

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How to write 4 in between 5???

Wednesday, den 6. July 2011

How to write 4 in between 5??? Chinese: Joke Japanese: Impossible American: Wrong Qn UK: Not found on Google Pak: If u ask foolish Qn I ll shoot u From India . . . . . Rajnikant : F(IV)E The information contained in this electronic message and any attachments to this message are intended for [...]

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The Idiot's Guide to Internet Success!

Wednesday, den 6. July 2011

The Idiot's Guide to Internet Success! Let's begin (Please take note of the sarcasm in these): Q: How long will it take me to get insanely rich? A: Depends on you. Probably two weeks. Some people take as long as a month.

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Urdu shayari about love

Tuesday, den 5. July 2011

Nazar jab mili to fasaane hue, Ek pal mein hum aapke deewane hue, Jab se aaye hain aap hamari zindegi mein, Andaaz hi hamare kuch shairana hue Tere Bina hum jeena bhool jaate hain… Zakhmon ko seena bhool jate hain.. Tu zindagi main sabse azeez hai humain.. Tujhse har bar yeh kehna bhool jaate hain. [...]

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-MUST READ …TOO FUNNY

Tuesday, den 5. July 2011

See, how people write leave Applications. It's murder of the English language. But Too Funny. Just Read It. The Leave Applications • Infosys , Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows: "Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife , please sanction me one-week leave." [...]

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WHY ONLY INDIANS ARE REBORN!

Monday, den 4. July 2011

The archangel Gabriel came to the Lord and said: 'I have to talk to you. We have some Indians up here in heaven and they are causing problems. They're swinging on the pearly gates, my horn is missing, they are wearing Dolce and Gabana saris instead of their white robes, they are riding Mercedes and [...]

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Teaching Tolerance In America

Saturday, den 2. July 2011

Thanks & Regards, Sujit Balwadkar Sr. Accounts Officer – THL Payroll Fiora Services Ltd. Voltas Compound, (Near Kirloskar Power Equipments), Next to Indian Air Force Camp, Pune-Nagar Road, Chandan Nagar, Pune – 411014 •:+91-020-66083132 P Please Don't print this e-mail unless necessary. ________________________________ From: v-care-v-share@googlegroups.com [mailto:v-care-v-share@googlegroups.com] On Behalf Of GS Khurana Sent: Saturday, July 02, [...]

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